3 in the morning.
Body: I need to pee. I need to pee NOW.
3:10 am, post-peeing.
Right hemisphere: Writy write write…writy write write.
Left hemisphere: But it’s almost 3 am and you have to get up early, if you start writing right now, you’ll be tired and sleepy in the morning.
RH: Don’t care. Writy write write, writy write write!
LH: Ok, we have to get up at 5:30 anyways, so I’ll get up, put on a pot of coffee, write for an hour, and I’ll just have an early start today.
Body: BTW, I’m hungry! Feed me now!
3:30 am, post-feeding.
LH: Ok, laptop’s all yours RH, go ahead.
3:40 am, post-minor writing.
Body: I’m sleeeepy! Let’s go back to sleep now!
LH: Sorry RH, we really have got to go back to bed.
4:30 am, post-minor sleeping.
Body: Can’t sleep anymore, think we should listen to RH!
LH: No way, I’m not gonna listen to you two irresponsible dumbasses anymore, we’re going back to sleep!
RH and Body: Not gonna happen dude!
LH: The hell it’s gonna happen, we’ll just lay here in bed until we get sleepy. We’re not writing any more!
Body: I’m sooo tired, what a terrible night, let’s sleep until 6:00 just for today, pleeease!
LH: Ok, just this once, but we have to get up at 6 sharp and hurry up.
RH and B: Will do, promise!
LH: Damn it! I’m late, I’m super late! Can’t be late for work again!
In the end, we made it, minus coffee or makeup that is. Let’s hope for a better understanding tonight!